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PastPoop8/23/2003-Comedy aint easyYou know, when Insidious_t and I got this retarded idea of a webpage, we didn't really think that it would take much effort to run it. We both felt that we were relativly funny people, and we felt that doing a site would be a simple task.We never figured that we aren't funny. So we pulled in HighPulp and MongledMonkey, and now we are all going down the toilet. Lately I've been thinking 'Fuck GruntPlop in it's stupid ass' because it's caused more trouble than it's satiated. For my end, I can safely say it's because my ass is as overworked as a 9 year old boy's at a drunkend NAMBLA meeting(-9 points for child porno joke). As of this writting I'm the lead technical designer / lead programmer on an independant gaming project. This, coupled with the fact that I have a day job at a wharehouse leads to the consumption of most of my time. So when it's my time to write for this peanut encrusted turd I just blather something out and continue on ignoring it hoping someone else will write something funny. This usually ends with people forgetting to write for their day. I could just turn my articles into a narrative of my day, rendering this site into a LiveJournal with a really homely motiff. Here's a sample... 8-22-2003 I allmost got into an accident today! Current mood: stinky Current music: RedNeck PieHole - Kissin' Cousins(sister slammer remix) So i was driving the delivery truck today, and i was thinking about how i was going to compute the tangent and binormal from the texture coordinates and verticies from the mesh of the model when i allmost ran into the guy in front of me in the turn lane. i was sooooo embarassed!!!! LOL! that just goes to show that math and driving aren't good bed partners. my boss was totally checking out my ass today. i think she has it for me. it isn't surprising since she's on the rocks with her husband. i had a dream about her doing me in the ass with a strap on, that doesn't make me gay does it? OH!!!!! perfect strangers is on, i have to go!!!!! comments(2) raddog23379 - I love perfect strangers! Balky is my idol! somegothchick20208479238809283998234 - I'm sad Wasn't that fun kids! I think the lesson that we've learned here is, while you think you are an interesting person, you're not. Give up. No one cares about your world opinion, if it was good you would have a real job as a diplomat or something. You sure as fuck wouldn't be working at Blockbuster with a mustard stained uniform and a greasy peach fuzz goatee/sideburns. Most websites on the internet are 65 miles over the border of retarded, as where this one is about 200 miles in. Honestly, if you set fire to the server that hosts this site, the world mean IQ would go up 15 points. So what's the future of GruntPlop? Pallet Jack Porn. That is all. -BarnyardMessiah |
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